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Egg Strategies

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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.
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emdeesee
9 days ago
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I'm lawful good, and I don't even like eggs.
Sherman, TX
gordol
20 days ago
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Guess I'm True Neutral.
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5mb
16 days ago
I'm also True Neutral, but the cartons we get have the expiry date printed on the end, so I try to have the weight of the eggs towards the rear of the fridge with the date on the carton facing outward.
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jlvanderzwan
20 days ago
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I switch between Lawful Good/Chaotic Neutral.

I think Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Good should be swapped though. First of all, Chaotic Good is more random than Chaotic Neutral, which doesn't add up. Also, the choice for "chaotic" neutral still follows a pattern, and has some practical use: the weight is evenly divided over the carton.
Levitz
18 days ago
My thoughts EXACTLY. Also disappointed in myself for having a strong opinion on this XD
jlvanderzwan
18 days ago
No, no, this is important! Also, I just realized it's worse than I thought: the Kolmogorov complexity of CN carton arrangement is the lowest after LN (implement egg carton as a flat array with stride of six, fill odd positions with an egg), which is preposterous!
Levitz
18 days ago
...ok you're definitely much worse, you freak! ;)
fancycwabs
20 days ago
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I tend towards Lawful Good or Neutral Good for a standard egg carton, and Lawful Neutral for the 24 egg cartons we get from Costco.
Nashville, Tennessee
davidar
20 days ago
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I would be Lawful Neutral, if not for the fact that I want to leave the suspicious looking eggs until last which makes me Chaotic Good in reality.
bja888
21 days ago
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Chaotic Neutral here
eriko
21 days ago
Right there with you.
ChrisDL
20 days ago
Samezies.
rickhensley
21 days ago
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So I finally can confirm I'm lawful good. I've long wondered this.
Ohio
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21 days ago
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Neutral Evil is for people who like keeping the weight nicely centered in the carton, but also hate everyone else who wants that.

Flamewar

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someone shadowban him

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emdeesee
100 days ago
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Dealbreaker!
Sherman, TX
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Special election runoff between Shelley Luther and state Rep. Drew Springer set for Dec. 19

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Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther and State Rep. Drew Springer, R-Muenster.
Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther and state Rep. Drew Springer, R-Muenster. Credit: The Texas Tribune

Gov. Greg Abbott announced Saturday that Dec. 19 will be the date for the special election runoff to succeed state Sen. Pat Fallon, R-Prosper.

The runoff in Fallon's solidly red district pits state Rep. Drew Springer, R-Muenster, against fellow Republican Shelley Luther, the Dallas salon owner who was jailed earlier this year over her refusal to close her business due to coronavirus restrictions.

Early voting for the runoff will start Dec. 9, Abbott said.

Luther and Springer finished close together in the Sept. 29 special election, which included three other Republicans and a Democrat. Luther edged out Springer, 32.17% to 31.93%, ahead by 164 votes out of 68,807 total.

Fallon is vacating his mostly rural North Texas district after he won the nomination in early August to replace former U.S. Rep. John Ratcliffe, R-Heath, on the November ballot. Ratcliffe is now the director of national intelligence.

Fallon is likely to win the November election due to the congressional district's strong GOP lean, so he announced his resignation in late August to kick off the process to fill his state Senate seat. Fallon's resignation is not effective until Jan. 4.

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emdeesee
103 days ago
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Pick your poison, I guess.
Sherman, TX
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Joe Marshall: Apropos of Nothing

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Lisp programmers are of the opinion that [] and {} are just () with delusions of grandeur.
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emdeesee
103 days ago
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Sherman, TX
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Beyond The Threshold

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friends???

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emdeesee
103 days ago
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Join the Internet of Yay.
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Bloodless

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this is...fine...

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emdeesee
138 days ago
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Scrolling back to see where Roko starts to lose it.
Sherman, TX
gordol
139 days ago
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Looks like Roko is slightly vibrating.

And yeah, "whose blood?"?
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kazriko
138 days ago
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Having a dissociative episode I think.
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